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I ain't too much on whiskey, I ain't too much on wine
It's not that I ain't got the taste, but I just ain't got the time
All these descisions, I would choose to make it clear
Now hey bartender, won't you just give me a beer!

I dont need no cognacs, I aint much on brandies
Because after a couple it all starts to taste the same
Once they teach their job just like they always do
Because there aint no buzz like the buzz inside a brew

I ain't much on Jack Daniels, I ain't much on Bourbon Jim Beam
When I dance that tequila and Bourbon leave my seat
Don't much like Dewars, though I ain't no scotch man
Because if I want to get drunk I'll just shotgun beer in a can

When I was much younger, and I could not see the light
I used to drink a bottle of whiskey, and stay up all night
Till a friend came up and said, tell me what you see
I said, if you want to get me drunk, just promise me it will be free

Now a scream at night kind of scares me, and I don't ???
I just can't see getting drunk on something that tastes like pee
Now screams at night kind of scare me, kamakazis' do, too
Just give me that good old american and I'll sip on that brew

Then we walked on down the line, had an orgasm, kinda like sex on the beach
But I can't see getting drunk on something that tastes like peach
Now screams at night kinda scare me, kamakazies' do, too
Just give me that good old real american, and I'll sip on a brew

I ain't telling you what to drink, you make that choice yourself
But if your ever in a bar, and you can't afford top shelf
Take a look down yonder, at the taps they have on beer
Because it only costs a buck for a nice cold glass of beer!

I ain't to much on whiskey, I ain't to much on wine
It's not that I ain't got the taste, but I just ain't got the time
All these decisions, I would choose to make it clear
Now hey bartender, won't you just give me a beer!

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